1. When looking for a girl friend / wife…there is only one rule - even if the guy is not “FAIR AND HANDSOME,” the girl must always be “FAIR AND LOVELY!”
2. Pick-ups and drops to the airport or railway station OR long bus journeys involve carting the whole family.
A minimum of two people for everyone received. And if you’re dropping / picking someone up from an international flight, then pretty much the whole family and the “aartikithaali” goes to the airport. Remember the airport scene from Hum Tum in which KirronKher is dropping Rani to the airport?
3. Street food is not an adventure for us. It’s a part and parcel of our daily life.
In fact, we use it to test the strength of our digestive system from time to time.
4. We travel in “packs” and are comfortable with it.
In fact, overcrowding is our national MOTTO… Why do you think we have a population of 1.2 billion that’s still growing?
5. EveryIndian girl has 3 types of brothers
The Real brother, the Cousin brother and the Rakhee brother. And we take gifts from all of them!
6. If we live away from home and don’t call Mom daily, she’ll freak out and call every friend’s whose number she has and make sure we are alive.
7. We don’t need GPS… our paanwala, rick shaw- wala, taxi-wala network is better than Apple maps or Google maps. And they’ll give you tips as well
8. Occasions like marriage, the many many festivals we have, meeting relatives or close family friends call for blessings – In the form of GIFTS!
9. However old we get, our parents will still need to know every detail of our schedule. DAILY! Sometimes they’ll even call ten times a day to know….
10. The first thing we do when the remote’s battery dies is bang it or slap the shit out of it, to make it work!
But there’s still no denying we Indians are the BEST!
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