1) The Love for food from lassi to different chutneys, you'll find any and everything in a Punjabi house. Not only we love to eat, we also love to make people eat! "Arre, aapne toh kuch liya hi nahi, thod aaur lijiye."
2) We are not fat, we just belong to a khatipeeti family. No matter how fat we get, and we really don't care. That belly is a symbol of our love for food.
3) We can dance anytime, anywhere with anyone. Yes, we can. Sometimes, we don't even need the music to turn us on. We are just so awesome!
4) We all have a kaku, bittu, babbu, happy in our family sometimes even more than one, like one kaku Bhaiya, one kaku Chachu, one kaku mamu and so on.
5) We are found everywhere in the world. Aaloo, pyaaz aur Punjabi duniya ke har kone mein paaye jaate hai!
6) We are not loud; we just want everyone to listen to us. But, trust me, we don't do this purposely. We even try not to, but whispering is just not our cup of tea.
7) We take the phrase“laughing increases your blood supply” seriously. We can laugh anywhere anytime. Sometimes even at places we are not supposed to. But, we don't like laughing alone, so we'll make you laugh too.
8) You can miss a Shah Rukh Khan event but not a Punjabi wedding. I bet you've attended one and you agree!
9) Even our language is too cute! It is like a cherry on the cake. Just listen to someone talking in Punjabi and see how your heart melts. PS: Not valid in situations of arguments, fights, etc.
10) We love talking. Who doesn't? C'mon! Being silent is just too boring!
11) We laugh at our own jokes. Obviously, if no one else does, someone needs to do it. We can even laugh at our own self, we are that cool.
12) We all have a beeji, bade papa, badi mummy whom we love more than everything. They are the coolest members of the family. They'll listen to you, allow you to do anything and even do the craziest shit with you. But, when they get angry, its time to run for your lives.
13) We all have detective aunties in our families. "You know kya? Mr. Sharma ke bete ka affair Mr. Gupta ki beti ke saath chal raha hai!" "Beta, who was the girl/guy you were roaming with? haan haan? Bolo bolo?" They know everything!
14) We like to show off but in a subtle way. "Oh, my daughter/son got 96% in her boards." "I'm planning to buy a new BMW but I don't know if it’s good enough." We even wait for people to notice our new bag, watch, wallet, earring, shoe, tie, and everything possible so that we can give a little detail. But, who doesn't like to show off?
15) No matter how annoying we get, you still love us. Don't you?
